dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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