Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
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update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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