hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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