My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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