She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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