some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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