I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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