She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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