i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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