Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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