Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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