69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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