I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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