you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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