I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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