Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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