smell my finger.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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