He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Randomize