Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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