sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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