dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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