is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Holy sore nipples Batman
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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