Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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