i love accidental penises.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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