i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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