Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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