there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I need to calm my uterus...
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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