office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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