We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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