i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she looked like the before picture.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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