and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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