Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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