the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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