Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize