I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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