I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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