We won't sleep together?
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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