i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize