When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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