Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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