I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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