Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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