i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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