I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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