Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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