my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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