Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Holy shit dude........stairs
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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