ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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