i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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