Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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