She's JV to your varsity
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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